模擬鄉民4
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模擬鄉民4尚未完成
模擬鄉民4既是地方政客所設定的政見，又是鄉民反對的最大項目，所以無法完成模擬鄉民4。 請繼續修改走線或惡搞，這或許能讓您在有生之年還能看到這個項目啟用。 如情況許可，請在任期內修改規劃模擬鄉民4……否則模擬鄉民4這個項目就會廢棄到再也無法啟用。 | |
| 模擬鄉民4的內容正被翻譯中，目前進度達到5.566%
請熟悉本文使用語言者可以協助翻譯及惡搞。 |
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這篇文章經過“初音未來” 認可 由此可以證明本文章是由二次元無生命特徵的低等物體發出的極度刺耳的次聲波。 並且經過偽基人的反覆核實，本文章含有可能使人尖叫，發狂，甚至腦殘，眼殘的現象 想暈到死的人請無視本段！ |
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 警告！本文含有大量腦殘成分！ 本文經大批人才摧殘，加入大量憨元素後，看過此文將會因為腦殘而變成人才！ (經檢測有314.16%的腦殘放射量，可以讓您0.31416秒之內立即變腦殘！)。 除非您是自認心臟夠強的鄉民，或是想加入天線寶寶的行列， 否則閱讀此文前請三思！保重！ |
鄉民終於有情緒了！因為研發情緒耗費了太多工時，模擬人生4其實就是模擬人生3加上情緒…再減去一些無謂的東西（製作者角度）包括模擬人生3中核心的開放世界系統。另外這遊戲帶來了更多的短時間載入畫面！
露天度假[編輯]
Even aliens with oddly sculpted hair like to go camping and read up on their native flora and fauna. On their planet, bears talk, and make great friends, if you don't mind friends who help themselves to the contents of your food cooler without asking first and have lots of hair. Sims have even been known to romance their bears on occasion. Just don't ask me how that works. Since the wildlife talks (with the exception of the mutated squirrels), there is no need for archery, and alien gun control laws are so strict that guns are not even allowed in the woods.
來去上班[編輯]
To implement their plan of achieving economic slavery of the earth, the Sims have set up retail shops. The goods in these retail shops are irresistable to consumers, who never leave the shop when ringing up their order takes too long, but instead stand around talking to other customers. Due to insidious alien chemicals in the air, the longer the customers stand and talk to other customers, the more confident they become in their purchase, and the more determined they are to wait around and buy what they were going to purchase. The Sims have also set up a system of universal health care where one intern does all the checking in of new patients, one medical assistant does all the diagnosing of new patients, and one doctor does all the treatment of new patients. If there are other staff around, they sit around doing nothing, as allowed by their union rules. Sim scientists have developed a Sim-ray to achieve mind control of Earth's masses. It can do things like freeze objects, set objects on fire, and transform objects as well. They have also developed pharmaceutical potions that influence emotions. The scientists have also allied themselves with other aliens from the planet Sixam, in order to learn how to blend in with Earth's society seamlessly. They still have not yet figured out, however, how to get rid of the plumbob above their heads.
殺死鄉民的方法[編輯]
- 用四面牆困住鄉民把他們餓死。
- 叫他們煮食，立即停手，直至煮食爐起火，順便封掉出口…
- 關掉遊戲，消滅存檔。你以後不用看見他們！
- 叫鄉民修電視。雖然可能電死他們但是因為會越修越上手，機會不大。
- 鄉民吃飽時電不死，這個情況的原因正在研究。
- 因為鄉民絕對不會主動洗碟，碟遲早會積聚大量蒼蠅，鄉民要清除蒼蠅時就會被他們吃掉！
- 有玩家製造了手鎗道具！你可以操控鄉民殺人，而且沒有警察理會你！
- 嚇死他們！即使嚇不死也可能失禁至死。
- 出外望星…然後被人造衛星砸死！別忘記人造衛星每個價值2000元，比鄉民更值錢。
- 在雷雨天帶他們游泳，他們不會反對。
- 裸體出外觀雪，然後凍死。
- 鄉民的憤怒會吞噬一切，包括他自己！
- 被拒絕告白會引致鄉民石化，然後對方可以一拳打碎這無能的石像！