All Your Base Are Belong To Us

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為了混淆視聽、並照顧那些沒熱情且幽默感退化的人們,維基百科有一個主題關於:All your base are belong to us
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為了照顧那些喝太多腥巴剋劣質咖啡導致幽默感退化的人們,英語維基百科有一個主題關於:Zero Wing


All Your Base Are Belong To Us,是Engrish著名例子之一,其功能跟成語類似。據研究,這句名言是在2101年的一場宇宙戰爭誕生。後來再經超時空轉移至$EGA,於是$EGA所出的電子遊戲Zero Wing英文版就出現這句句子。在骨狗翻譯的日語歌姬翻唱下也成為了一首輕快的名謠小調[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]。

目錄

[編輯] 出處

經超時空轉移至現代的影像,但內容似乎有些問題。
爹蘇教主翠星石也曾說過類似的話。
香港鐵路行政總裁周松崗接管九鐵時向九鐵行政總裁詹伯樂就說了一句:「All your base are belong to us!」

在2101年,一個擁有主角威能的太空船受到邪惡組織CATS的攻擊,然後接受到CATS魔王的警告,當中就出現了All Your Base Are Belong To Us這句名言,這也證明了在不久的將來Engrish已經取代了English,成為真正的世界語言。

以下是我們所得到的對話內容:

Narrator:公元2101,一場戰爭正在開始……
Captain: 發生了什麼事?
Mechanic: 有人設置了炸彈
Operator: 我們接收了訊號
Captain: 什麼!
Operator: 打開主螢幕
Captain: 是你!
CATS: 紳士們你好嗎?
CATS: 所有基地都是我們的。
CATS: 你現正步向毀滅
Captain: 你說什麼!
CATS: 你沒有機會製造時間去生存。
CATS: 哈哈哈哈!
Operator: 艦長!
Captain: 將所有Zig帶走!
Captain: 你知道你在做什麼
Captain: 移動Zig
Captain: 為了偉大的正義

[編輯] 真義

雖然如上所述,在2101年才會出現All Your Base Are Belong To Us這句名言;但是據語言考古學家的研究,其實早在2002年,就有人使用這句名言,一切的榮耀都歸功於屌布殊

這個邏輯很簡單,就像印地安人早就居住在美洲,大家卻認為是割倫布發現了新大陸,所以屌布殊早就使用這句名言,2101年的CATS魔王只是抄襲的。

事情的經過是這樣的:

  • 2001年9月冰拉燈炸了U.S.世貿大樓。
  • 2001年10月冰拉燈躲回「BASE」(指基地組織,所以不用複數形bases)。
  • 2002年初屌布殊下令攻擊「BASE」。
  • 2002年4月所有的基地組織被美國兵占領,所以屌布殊很屌的向冰拉燈說「所有你的基地組織都屬於美國的啦,哇哈哈」!
  • 但是因為屌布殊智商只有九十一,是過去五十年來智商最低的總統,因此說成了Engrish:「All Your Base(基地組織) Are Belong To U.s.(United States)!」以上是這句名言真正的來源。

[編輯] 其他用法

[編輯] 淫獸世界

In Aggrammar...
...war was beginning.

1 [General]: King of Stormwind: What happen?
3 [Local Defense]: xXxGIMLIxXx: Somebody set up us the horde!
1 [General]: Legolazz: We get "whisper".
1 [General]: King of Stormwind: What !
1 [General]: Legolazz: Channel "whisper" to Speak channel:General.
1 [General]: King of Stormwind: It's You !!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: How are you n00bs !!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: All your cities are belong to horde.
2 [Trade]: Hjassan: WTB CRUEL BARB!!!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: You are on the way to being nuked.
2 [Trade]: Meister: LOl U cant buy it it bounds!
1 [General]: King of Stormwind: What you say !!
2 [trade]: Hjassan: What you say !!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: You have no chance to survive make your time.
HandsomeHorde laughs at King of Stormwind. Hahaha!
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: LFG '70 lvls'!!
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: Stormwid is under HOred attack! We need al alliiance players heer now!!!
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: Move '70lvls'.
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: For great honor.
[BloodThirser] whispers: monay plz

[編輯] 棒球

In A.D. 2101
Baseball game was beginning.
Team Captain: What happen ?
First Base Man: Somebody set up us the ball.
Announcer: We get announcement.
Team Captain: What !
Announcer: Main teleprompter replay screen turn on.
Team Captain: It's you !!
Team CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
Team CATS: All your base are belong to us.
Team CATS: You are on the way to losing World Series.
Team Captain: What you say !!
Team CATS: You have no chance to win game make half time.
Team CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Announcer: Captain !!
Team Captain: Take off every 'Performance Enhancing Steroids' !!
Team Captain: You know what you doing.
Team Captain: Inject 'Performance Enhancing Steroids'.
Team Captain: For great loss of testicles.

[編輯] 我猜我猜我猜猜猜宅男篇

In A.D. 2007
TV show was beginning

Haruhi: What happen ?
Yuki: Some body set up us the rank.
Mikuru: We get program.
Haruhi: What !
Mikuru: TV turn on.
Haruhi: It's you!!
Jacky: How are you gentlemen !!
Jacky: All your series are belong to us.
Jacky: You are on the way to porngraphy.
Haruhi: What you say !!
Jacky: You have no change to respond make your time.
Jacky: Ha ha ha ha ....
Kyon: Haruhi !!
Haruhi: Take off every 'Otaku' !!
Haruhi: You know what you doing.
Haruhi: More 'Otaku'.
Haruhi: For great moe.

[編輯] 2008年台灣總統大選

In A.D. 2008
Vote was beginning

Ma: What happen ?
Siew: Some body set up us the scandal.
Lien: We get signal.
Ma: What !
Lien: Video phone turn on.
Ma: It's you!!
Hsieh: How are you gentlemen !!
Hsieh: All your KMT vote are belong to us.
Hsieh: You are on the way to lose.
Ma: What you say !!
Hsieh: You have no change to counter make your time.
Hsieh: Ha ha ha ha ....
Siew: Chairman !!
Ma: Take off every Olympic !!
Ma: You know what you doing.
Ma: Move 'baseball'.
Ma: For great justice.

[編輯] 神秘組織在開會

In A.D. 2101
Conference was beginning

Martin: What happen ?
James: Some body set up us the bomb.
Gundam: We get message.
Martin: What !
Gundam: Main screen turn on.
Martin: It's you!!
Ma Lik: How are you gentlemen !!
Ma Lik: All your June 4 are belong to us.
Ma Lik: You are on the way to destruction.
Martin: Motherfucker!! What you say !!
Ma Lik: You have no change to make tank at your time.
Ma Lik: Ha ha ha ha ....
James: Boss !!
Martin: Take off every anti !!
Martin: I know what I doing.
Martin: Make anti.
Martin: For great power.

[編輯] 2007年碼頭風波

In summer 2007,
war was beginning.

QPF: What happen ?
Director: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Security: We get signal.
QPF: What !
Security: Main screen turn on.
QPF: It's you !!
PRHK: How are you ladies and gentlemen !!
PRHK: All your pier are belong to us.
PRHK: You are on the way to destruction.
QPF: What you say !!
PRHK: You have no chance to survive make your time.
PRHK: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
Security: QPF!!
QPF: Strictly monitor the the public toilet !!
QPF: You know what you doing.
QPF: Monitor the public toilet.
QPF: For great justice.

[編輯] 在易拭潔衛生大戰

就連Barry Scott也說過一句:「All your Cillit Bang are belong to us!」

In A.D. 2004
Cleaning war was beginning.

Jill: What happen?
Worker: Somebody set up us the dirt.
JAKAZiD: We get signal.
Jill: What?
JAKAZiD: Main screen turn on.
Jill: It's you!
Barry Scott: How are you dear ladies!!
Barry Scott: All your Cillit Bang are belong to us.
Barry Scott: You are on the way to destruction.
Jill: What you say!!
Barry Scott: You have no chance to clean make your time.
Barry Scott: Ha ha ha ha...
JAKAZiD: Jill!!
Jill: Take off every suck!!
Jill: You know what you doing.
Jill: Move suck.
Jill: For great cleaning.

[編輯] 波斯與斯巴達的戰爭

所有基地都是屬於斯巴達

In 300 BC. War was begining

Xerxes: What happened!?
Persian: Someone set us the fire arrow.
Persian #2: We get spear through the gate!
Xerxes: What!!
Persian #2: Main Gate open! (shot by a fire arrow)
Xerxes: It's you!!
Leonidas: How are you gentlemen!!
Leonidas: All your base in Thermopyle are belong to us SPARTAAAAAAAAAANs!!.
Leonidas: (Slowing down time to dodge an arrow) You are on the way to death!!
Xerxes: (In the midst of battle) What you say!!
Leonidas: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Leonidas: Ha ha ha.
Persian #3: Xerxes!! (Decapitated)
Xerxes: Take off every Uber-Immortals!!
Xerxes: You know what you are doing!
Xerxes: Move Uber-Immortals!
Xerxes: For great Persian Empire!!

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