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AAA AAAAA AA AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA!, AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AA!
AAA永遠是電玩榜上的榜中榜，無人能敵！

AAA 是一位史上最強，稱霸電玩界多年的帝王，但是帝王只有讓子民們知道帝王的存在，不曾在公開場合露臉。在每台大型電玩的英雄榜上。子民們都能瞻仰到帝王的名諱。

為了打倒帝王，美帝戰爭部曾建立一個巨大架構的電玩世界，吸引帝王來使用。希望能消耗帝王的HP以達到目的。但是在這一戰役中，卻反而被帝王殺掉12個 CPU。

為了彰顯帝王的豐功偉業，有高達八成的隨身電玩機的電池上，都印著 AAA，讓電玩玩家，能時時緬懷，帝王的偉大成就。

目錄

[編輯] 關於 AAA 的長相

因為AAA不曾出現於公開場所，所以我們也只能想像帝王的外貌。也因為是想像，所以就有了種種關於容貌的傳聞。像是二十來歲的朝鮮人，及美帝電玩公司的試玩人員，和落腮鬍的歐洲人等等。很巧的，似乎都長得跟目擊者本人一模一樣。

[編輯] 關於 AAA 的迷思

因為除了最高分的成績以外，AAA也常留下第二名或第三名的紀錄。所以也有人認為AAA 實際上也沒那麼神。但是根據鑽家的看法，其實是AAA的分數已經太高，高到爆錶， 滿出來的分數就放在第二名跟第三名的位置。

而路人甲則認為第二名或第三名，都是AAA企圖讓人覺得這樣比較像是人的成績的巧思。

另外，路人乙覺得這是AAA在練習著能自由自在地控制自己的名次。

最近，有新的說法說，AAA 不過就是台電腦，或是個只能顯示8位數的計算機。

[編輯] 有關AAA的推測

有些人還真是傻瓜，還把AAA當做是四號電池來看待。
自從1958年AAA創造了第一個奇蹟後，鑽家曾經估計AAA的一切生活可能是：除了玩電玩外，就是玩電玩。
AAA在一段非常長的時間內被認定為所有電玩的始源...但是沒有人能夠提供足夠証據証明。
當攻略之神Prima在９０年代發明電玩攻略，將其售出，結果成為巨富時，
鑽家開始認定她的真正身份就是AAA。
從閉路電視攝錄的秘密影像揭發了Prima原來並不是傳說中的AAA。
雖然Prima對電玩經驗豐富，但是她沒有能力締造猶如AAA一樣的可怕分數。儘管Prima並沒有對事件有任何回應，可是高達八成鑽家接受Prima是從AAA中取得提示，然後再研究中出到遊戲攻略。究竟Prima是如何得到那些情報呢？暫時為止沒有人知道，不過在前Martians皇后的訪問中透露，她與謎樣的AAA其實有些關係。

[編輯] About AAA insurance

在幾個 anti-drunk 驅動程式中的幾個小學出現 AAA 的影響。 但是，AAA 是 true 他神秘的身份和 DrumMania 第四屆混合機的形式及播放吸引人迪斯可舞廳-注入-與-魔術師/部落歌曲寫給孩子們記住 Vin Diesel 的。 一個男孩試圖玩遊戲的機器，但由於一級別 1 首歌有太多 128th 筆記男孩的頭折疊對本身。 調查員會稍後瞭解所遊戲並不會導致他的死，但他的 infalliable 信仰的幾個宗教，這是不可能。 廣泛的男孩的死亡和這些 excruciatingly 吸引人的歌曲作出 AAA，MADD 受歡迎。 幸運的，117%的成員遇到絕經期。 這造成採取出的自發性，並創建美國的汽車協會或三級跳遠 A，命名 AAA MADD。 該公司結束其第一季失去幾百萬美元的利潤，因為很快，它開始業務後，一大多數人簽署的人都對他們的手中有太多時間的人。 這些人成為有關 AAA 意味著 （通過的鏡子裡凝視比賽的天) 和結束了聽非常吸引人的迪斯可舞廳-注入-與-魔術師/部落歌曲只是從附近被、 看，或甚至思考什麼除了這首歌，這首歌到節拍，在的歌調歌詞自燃導致好奇和運動飲料 (尤其是水，或事實上，任何液體/凝膠物質)。

These people suffer from AAA's influence.

遺憾的是，Vin 柴油歌曲的普及與鈴聲諷刺的被引起更多人，聽取他們。 今天人仍然罹患 Vin 柴油歌曲。 Vin 柴油的士高-注入-與-魔術師/部落音樂是死亡的現在在第七次領導原因，放置的前面的幾個 stingrays 被螫。

[編輯] Stories from the life

[編輯] HaloPwner666

I was playing Halo 2 on Containment, right? We were playing Capture the flag, we just started. me and six other guys were watching the flag when two seconds later, the flag vanished. it said: Spartan 114 took the flag! No one was that fast, there were no possible Multiplayer cheats for Halo 2 so far. My guess? It was AAA.

[編輯] Jenny

My mom is a kind of person who never plays videogames, but once she gave Contra III, or "Super Probotector" as it is known in Europe, a go just to be friendly with us kids. She tapped the buttons so randomly and so ferociously that suddenly she skipped to the second level. I swear on my father's bones it's true, even though no level skipping cheat has ever been found for this game. My guess is AAA whispered the secret to her in her dreams.

[編輯] Craig

(中文=自創,不是英文翻译)從前我是街頭霸王。我会旅行，并且，无论哪里我发现了一个Game，我會使用，并且我會打爆機。 我的技巧是，我曾经通过打他们and欺凌我的对手(在比赛中),必须提供的每次可能的比赛。 我会支付他们的比赛和他们的食物和采取他们的饮料做他们逗留和更多处罚。 我把比赛change成艺术，我停止了对手在他的每個招式，并且我两次未曾重复一组合同日(?????)。 另一方面,我遇见了这个人。 它是，很古怪，它不是，如我注意了什么他看上去象，但是当我设法记住时我能只看到空白。 他没有联系目光接触，他没有说什么，他采摘了Balrog。 在世界战士。 没有投入在处所。 我真正地没有时间采取由于到目前为止，并且告诉真相我是入我没有注意的比赛它是古怪的。 另一方面，但是他把我难住，因此坚硬他得到了在一个的高比分名单顶部圆。 第二个圆结束象，四秒，并且我有点儿跌倒了。 我立即有我的脚，但是人消失了，消失，不用踪影。 但是不在投入在他的名字之前在高比分，您猜测它， AAA。 Once upon a time I was the king of Street Fighter. I'd travel the land and wherever I found an arcade, I'd play and I'd beat everyone who stepped up with impunity. My skill was so great I used to humiliate my opponents by beating them in every possible match-up the game had to offer. I'd pay for their games and their food and their drink to make them stay and take more punishment. I turned the game into an art, where my every move was the most graceful, I stopped the opponent at his every turn, and I never repeated a combo twice in the same day.

But then I met this guy. . . it's so weird, it wasn't like I paid attention to what he looked like but when I try to remember I can only see a blank space. He didn't make eye contact, he didn't say anything, he just picked Balrog. In World Warrior. Without putting in a quarter. I didn't really have time to take in that and to tell the truth I was so far into the game I didn't notice it was weird. But then he beat me so damn hard he got on top of the high score list in just one round. The second round was over in like, four seconds and I sort of fell over. I got to my feet right away but the guy had vanished, just vanished without a trace. But not before putting in his name on the high score, you guessed it, AAA.

[編輯] Harry

There was this one time I was playing Road Burners at the arcade, and this guy jumps onto the bike next to me, drops a quarter in, and waits until I picked the track. As soon as it says Go, he just zooms straight past me. I barely even caught a glimpse of him. Then a few seconds later, he races towards me. Backwards. I just manage to get out of the way, and complete the race at what was my best time ever. I went to put my initials in, but it wouldn't let me. I'd lost! Written in the place that should've been mine was "AAA - "0.00.93".

[編輯] ZZZZZ

I took my old N64 and Diddy Kong Racing game I had out of the closet and turned it on, and it said that the Game Pak is corrupted and may be irreparably damaged. I continued and I went to the time trial mode, and each track had a lap record of 00:00:00, followed by the 3 letter ID, AAA.... I turned it off and powered it back up, and it was gone, and all of my data was back, but I will never forget this, the time when AAA conquered my DKR game.

[編輯] 關於AAA的豐功偉業

  • AAA已經締造了幾百個電玩遊戲的最高分數。
為了表現他自己的實力，他亦締造了全世界最低的電玩分數和全世界最中等的電玩分數。
他亦有能力製造任何你想不到的分數，而這樣只是為了證明他可以取得任何需要的東西。
  • 俄羅斯方塊：他成功用一塊方塊消除了五行方塊。
    • 然後整個遊戲彈出Stage Clear字樣，還有爆機畫面。
  • 絕冬城之夜：他用一根火炬宰了「踢牙老奶奶」，還娶了愛拉貝絲。
  • Pong（乒乓球）：他和磚牆對戰勝利，結果他勝利。
  • He is so good at Zero Wing that he unlocked 'Proper grammar mode'.

他只用了不足12分鐘就把初代銀河戰士給打爆了，然後更把薩姆斯變成骷髏骨的結局給解鎖了。

  • 任天狗：他在任天狗養貓。
  • In Darius, the game says "WARNING! A HUGE BATTLESHIP AAA IS APPROACHING FAST.".
  • 星海爭霸：他打敗了五十九個韓國人。
    • 那些韓國人還是同一組的。
  • In Warning Forever, he managed to reach a boss so ferocious that it broke out of his computer screen (dubbed the "Tera Smashed Tera Poded Infinity Omega with Extra Onions") and had to subdue it in hand-to-hand combat.
  • DDR Max 7：他在所有歌曲取得ＡＡＡ級，所以設計者唯有把這個等級名為ＡＡＡ。
  • AAA從來不知道DDR有Extreme的等級。(He didn't think DDR Extreme was.)
    • 因為他都是玩Extreme+++++或AAA的等級
  • PES 2009:他一分鐘射破龍門,並半場造出45:0
  • In Lemmings, he ended each level with more lemmings than he started with.
  • He beat Super Mario Bros. 3 without even touching his controller. He just walked into the room, and the game beat itself out of pure and utter fear. On top of that, the system wasn't turned on, the controllers weren't plugged in, and the cartridge was sitting on a nearby shelf.
  • 他扁了 The Game（Triple H）.
  • He gets the ball in the cup every time.
  • 寵物小那精：他用ＬＶ５鯉魚龍打敗ＬＶ１００超夢夢，還要是使用鯉魚翻身。
  • 殺你爹傳說Ocarina of Time：他跑嬴了傳說中的Running Man。
  • He killed Krauser in Resident Evil 4, using only flash grenades.
  • He unlocked the secret character Colbei in all the Advance Wars games.
  • In Diablo 2, his necromancer was able to summon Mephisto, Diablo, Baal, The Cow King, Deckard Cain, Mario, and Sonic the Hedgehog as minions.
  • He beat all existing Megaman games without jumping.
  • Wii Sports：他可以一桿入洞。這樣好像不太難吧....除了他同時在打網球之外。
  • 他在牧場物語中娶了所有的女孩並且成了一名土貴族，又統管了一個毒品黑市交易圈並以賄選的方式當選礦石鎮市長。
  • He beat NetHack as an illiterate atheist vegan Wizard, without landing a single blow. When a trap on level 10 polymorphed him into a floating eye, he completed the rest of the game that way, blindfolded. Pestilence caught a cold from him. Famine bought him lunch. (AAA didn't eat it.) His final score wrapped MAXINT twice and still pushed ten other players off the screen.
  • He tamed Missingno.
  • 逆轉裁判：他以一隻迴紋針作為手中唯一的證據完成了逆轉。
  • He beat Jak 3 under 1 milisecond while playing as Daxter.
  • AAA can beat the arcade version of Gradius III without dying once. Trying to complete this game is a big enough feat already, even for AAA. But he claimed the game is way too easy.
  • 街頭霸王：他可以做出一擊必死技。
  • Final Fantasy VII： AAA beat Ultimate Weapon, Ruby Weapon, Emerald Weapon, Diamond Weapon, Granite Weapon, Sapphire Weapon, Crystal Weapon, Gold Weapon, Silver Weapon, Plastic Weapon and Unobtainium Weapon as Yuffie with no magic and no materia.
  • 他讓模擬市民每五秒繁殖一次。
  • He has completed all 9999 levels of bloody palace in DMC3 in 2 minutes, only going up one floor at a time.
  • On Wipeout, he certainly did. Every other vehicle. Including the ones that weren't racing.
  • In World of Warcraft, his hunter has Onyxia as a pet.
    • And his druid could fly from level 1.
      • And he opened the dark portal, simply by farting on the other side of the Blasted Lands.
        • Which is why they became blasted.
  • He regularly gets Leeroy Jenkins to charge into rooms full of dragons. As a warm-up.
  • He beat level 256 in Pac Man.
    • Blindfolded.
  • 他將路奇在任天星球64位元（任天堂N64）中解開。
  • He has the 13th item in Kingdom of Loathing, and the Scroll of Omnipotence in ADOM.
  • He beat Doom V1.1 on Nightmare on the day of release.
    • This wasn't challenging enough to AAA, so he made a WAD that had at least 5000 cyberdemons per level with 10 BFG 9000s on each hand and made it so the only attack he could use was to flick them... he beat this in 1 minute.
  • 哈利跛特６：爆機，而且鄧不利多沒有死。
  • Take-Two is attempting to make Duke Nukem Forever the hardest game ever, and employs AAA as its beta-tester. That's why it hasn't been released yet.
  • He can afford the PS3.
    • With Arcade credits.
      • Using only his GAME reward card.
  • Runescape：他赤手空拳和一杯啤酒ＫＯ了Zezima。
  • 他扁了任天星球的史上最強水管工兄弟有12分鐘。
    • 用腳。
      • 還是要踏正腦門。
        • He was clipping them while playing.
  • 街頭霸王２：他把神龍解了鎖。
  • He played the Zelda CD-I games without snickering at the cutscenes.
  • 把暈到死完全擊敗，包括暈到死鼻屎大.

[編輯] 參見

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