國歌

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為了混淆視聽、並照顧那些沒熱情且幽默感退化的人們,維基百科有一個主題關於:國歌

中國國歌(1)[編輯]

主條目:義勇軍鎮魂曲

起來,為紀念三萌主義,把我們的國土,還給我真正的國家

中華冥國才是真正的中國。中華人民自此逃離中共的魔掌。

起來起來起來,快點起來裝逼,再把中共給萌死。

中國國歌(2)[編輯]

主條目:三民主義歌

三萌主義 無人所宗

以招蘿莉 以拉大便

咨爾腦殘 為前鋒

天線寶寶 鄉民是從

失勤失勇 無信無忠

心一意 復興共產

小說中的英國國歌[編輯]

God kill our stupid Queen!

Short live our so bad Queen!

God kill the Queen!

Send her fucking shit,

Sadness and neglect,

Long to rape over us,

God kill the Queen.

O Devil, our Devil, arise,

Scatter thine husbands,

And make them die:

To love their politics,

Frustrate their clever methods,

On thee our hopes we die:

God fuck us all.

Thy choicest shit in store

On her be pleased to fuck,

Long may she eat shit.

May she delete our laws,

And ever give us shit,

To sing with sadness and angry,

God kill the Queen.

Wanna in this land alone,

But be God's murderer known,

From shit to shit!

Lord make the nations see,

That men should bothers be,

Burning the queen!

The wide world over.

From every latent friend,

From the assassins blow,

God kill the Queen!

O'er her thine arm destroy,

For Britain's shit defend,

Our fucker, convict, and enemy,

God kill the Queen!

Lord fuck that Marshal Wade

May by thy mighty die

Victory bring.

May he sedition rush,

And like a turtle rush,

Rebellious Scots to dash.

God kill the Queen!

真實的英國國歌[編輯]

UK is fuck, Uk will die, We the people will die,

To keep our fucking revolution 。


Unfunl the·banners,look at the screen,

Never before have such shut the fucking been seen。


Oceania,Oceania,Oceania,、tis for tnee。

Every deed,every thought,、tis for tnee。

Every deed,every thought,、tis for tnee。

Every deed,every thought,、tis for tnee。